Noah the Racing-Game Champion

Maybe he DOES actually listen to what we teach him!
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Noah the Racing-Game Champion
By Noah
Once upon a time, there was a boy named Noah, and he had a DS. He had racing games, like Mario Kart, Dirt 2, and Cars (which, by the way, didn’t work.) But there was 1 thing that Noah liked about all of those games he liked about most: he was a racing champ at almost all of them. The secret to his success: practice, a lot of thinking, some nonfiction books, some facts, and some teamwork. Now, 1 day, he was so good at a race that he bragged for 1 whole hour. The rest of Noah’s family decided to teach him that winning was not everything. Soon, the plan was set. Noah’s DS was out, right where he left it. He would come, take his DS, and leave. But there was a cable that Noah didn’t see, called the Lose-Cable. It would make him lose every race track. Noah got so mad he fainted. When he woke up, he found out that winning was not everything. And everyone was happy. The End.